Lady Mondegreen Rides Again!

NaBloPoMo Day 2!
It’s an enduring cultural phenomenon — a rite of passage, even. If you’ve ever been a) a teenager or 2) a middle-aged relative of a teenager, you’re probably familiar with some version of the following interpersonal transaction (if you’re lucky, you’ve been on both sides of it!):
“Turn down that cat-alley moaning! You call [...]